(Have you ever wanted to be a rockstar? Why?)

She will rip your soul out, chew it and cough it on your shoe. She will screw you like you’re a reborn dead celebrity and the last cock on earth. She will make you love her and won’t love you back. She will call you drunk at four a.m. and ask for money for blow. She is crazy and beautiful and reckless.

This is

The Party Girl.

God bless em cursed lovelies.

Hunt too often in bars and clubs? This could be your prize! These girls seek pleasure. The butterfly may be the dance floor or a new pill or a hot guy. But rest assured if you date these women, they will bring drama and wonderful torment. They get away with this because they are hot.

But hey…maybe you’re into drama? That’s ok. Use drama like a controlled demolition: With purpose and style. Fuck her silly. Fuck the wittle grumpy out of her. Just don’t leave your wallet out.

Party girls are not good relationship material…fun…though. And guarantee if you picked this beauty up in fifteen minutes…you aren’t the first one. Maybe the classiest but…wear condoms. Always!

These girls, they eventually get strung out and skinny, or obese and wrinkled at a 25. They shapeshift into orange plastic monsters all carbonite lashes and boot-strap knives—eventually licking old men’s nutsacks for dime bags and cheeseburgers. Yeah…life ain’t easy for the bitches either. All they want is a good man and a few war stories to teach their future daughters. And look what they got. Yeah You…women that read my blog. Don’t do coke. And quit smoking.

On the other hand you’ve got…

The Good Girl.

The good girl is usually a light or casual drinker. She probably gets a little too drunk when she does and embarrasses herself. She’s more concerned with maintaining a social circle of adult like friends than having sex in cars with random hot guys. She says she’s not into girls, or is even “repulsed” by the notion of polygamy–that is, until she tries ecstasy and discovers the joy of women and frees her repressed sexuality at the pretty hands of a skilled female pick up artist.

BTW. Bisexual, enlightened girlfriend = Threesomes! A win win!

With good girls, also wear a condom. They may desperately desire babies or want to lock down a provider. That’s your choice mate, but don’t let her chuck it in naked. If you want a girlfriend–get tested. Demand it.  I have had several monogamous girlfriends that would not sleep with me (bareback) until I got tested. So I learned from them, like everything about my “game.” I learned from them.

Tammie in the famous Charles Bukowski novel “Women” is a great example of an out of control party girl. She is completely off the hook, bat shit loaded on drugs and sex and adventure. And even though Bukowski can’t trust her, he loves her beauty, charm, intelligence and wild ways.

In the same book he dates a woman named Katherine. She is the archetype of the good girl. Always polite, respectful, attentive.  Never flirts with other men, cleans his house, acts almost like his mother and child in a weird parallel; to the point where he can’t relate her to his hard drinking, skid row past. It’s doomed. She just doesn’t get it. And neither does he.

What sort of woman do you prefer? Bad girl? Good Girl? Chances are you have no clue. Until you spend time with many women, you will be uneducated in their ways. So….I guess you need to meet more…sigh. Too bad it’s such hard work huh? So much easier to lay back and relax, into nothingness.