Rizzy Lines for Getting Girls

At some point the term “Game” went into hibernation and was replaced with “Rizz.”

It’s often used like this: “Hey, did you rizz up Amanda?” or “That guy’s got mad rizz, yo!”

And since I’ve got mad rizz, I may as well share some of my hippest rizz lines so you can chat up all the biatches down at the club.

Not like all those nice guys without rizz.

What is Rizz?

According to my AI God: “Rizz” is a slang term that refers to charisma, charm, or romantic appeal, often associated with someone’s ability to charm or woo another person [2]. It emerged from Black culture and gained popularity, representing the capability to attract romantic or sexual partners]. The term “rizz” has been selected as the Oxford Word of the Year for 2023.

What is the Best Rizz Line?

The best rizz lines for chatting up shorties? That’s easy.

Here’s a totally real example from my own experience, copyright me, Tony Depp.

“Are your feet sore? Because you’ve been running through my lucid dreams all night long. Actually, it was more like floating because in the astral realm we are corporeal, and don’t actually have bodies. And it wasn’t actually you, or your consciousness, but more likely a projection of my own subconscious of an idealized female form that just happens to resemble you. So what I’m saying is, I think you’re cute. Hi. Wanna smoke some DMT and chill?”

Tony Depp

I guarantee with 43% assuredness, that if you rizzed up a chica bonito with those smooth rizz lines, she’d be suckling your testicles within minutes. So you better get busy waxing them.

What Are The Best Rizz Lines?

What? You haven’t run off to spit mad rizz at the disco? What the heck? Didn’t you like my rizz line?

Here’s a secret.

It doesn’t matter what rizz lines you spit if you don’t have rizz.

Rizz is a way of being, an elevated form of consciousness, a mindset, coupled with a characteristic, that is rarely developed in all but the most enlightened omega male specimens… such as myself.

There is no “best” rizz, there is only those who are rizz, and those who are not.

But if you really need some openers… I mean, rizz lines for picking up women, then hold onto your daisy dukes, here we go.

What Rizz Lines Are The Best?

There’s no such thing as the best, or most rizzy pickup lines.

Most of these will get a good eye roll, or even a wtf?

I’d suggest trying these for Tinder, Bumble or Hinge only if you really don’t care if she replies.

It could be a good way to screen out girls without a sense of humour, or someone looking for something other than a guy who says the typical, “What’s up?”

If you use these in real life, I have no idea what her reaction will be. Though, I bet it will at least make you laugh.

Here is the rizz list:

1. I know you want the rizz. So allow me to shoot my hot rizz all over you.
2. Hey there sugar tits, did you see the midget fighting the stripper outside?
3. Who lies more, hippies or communists?
4. Would you rather be invisible forever, or Kris Hemsworth’s jock strap?
5. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal saviour? Why not?
6. If you were a cyber truck I’d drive you straight to Mars and populate it with baby cybertrucks.
7. Why do black people jump so good?
8. I’d totally make out with you if I wasn’t on probation.
9. You’re not my real Dad.
10. Would you make love with Donald Trump if it would prevent World War 2 from ever happening?
11. You smell like my cousin. I like that.
12. Are you a magician? Because whenever you’re around, everyone else disappears.
13. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
14. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
15. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.
16. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
17. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
18. Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.
19. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
20. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
21. Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
22. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
23. Is your name Bluetooth? Because I’m feeling an instant connection.
24. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
25. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
26. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.
27. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple. And if you were a vegetable, I’d visit you in the hospital.
28. Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing one and I think they sent you to find me.
29. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
30. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
31. Your hand looks heavy. Can I hold it for you?
32. If I were to ask you out, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
33. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
34. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
35. Do you have an eraser? Because I can’t get you out of my mind.
36. If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
37. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
38. Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling an instant connection.
39. If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
40. Did we have class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
41. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
42. If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
43. Do you mind if I walk you home? My app says there’s a high chance of us meeting.
44. I’m not a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true.
45. You must be a high test score because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
46. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
47. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
48. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.
49. Do you like science? Because I’ve got my ion you.
50. I’m not an astronomer, but I’m pretty sure you’re out of this world.
51. Is your name Bluetooth? Because I’m feeling an instant connection.
52. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
53. Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.
54. Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down for you.
55. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

What is an Example of Rizz?

Maybe you need more than pickup lines: you want actual rizz examples.

Here’s a true story.

Once I went to a bar and had about seven rum and cokes. I met a lady who had most likely matched me. I said something rizzy to her, and she began grinding her buttocks against my groinal region to the smooth rhythmic pounding of club shite.

She grabbed my unit as I squeezed her cheeks, and said this rizzy as f$%k line: “Hey, let’s go to your place.”

She replied: “I have pizza pops!” She also had rizz.

At her place she threw two pizza pops in the microwave, and we stumbled into her bedroom and I proceeded to pound her bovine style until she projectile vomited across her room and onto the bedroom door.

Yes, that killed the mood a little. But she never lost her chipper spirit; she brought me the pizza pop and threw a towel over the chunder.

I thanked her for the wonderful meal and meaningless sex, then departed to find a taxi home.

Mad rizz yo.

What is Real Rizz?

Putting Aside All Jest About Jizz… I Mean Rizz…

Having real rizz isn’t something we’re all born with.

Not unless you’re from Venezuela.

But the good news is, you can learn. You may not learn to be as brilliantly rizzy as me, but you can learn to be as rizzy as you.

While this article is tongue in cheek, there is a hidden message laid deep within the text:

The Rizz is in us all. We just need to find it.