What to Text a Girl

If you want to know what to text a girl, you’ve come to the right place. Why? Because I hate calling girls on the phone. I’m lazy just like you. This is why I’ve developed a great strategy for converting flaky girls into dates through texting.

I don’t have “One powerful method for texting women into a mating frenzy!” There are many guru’s out there claiming to have a godlike texting strategy…but in reality, if the woman isn’t feeling you, all your texting will be nothing more than an educational waste of time.

In this article I’ll try to cover a few basic guidelines that I have used to convert numbers into dates. I won’t cover the whole strategy in one post…there’s just so much to cover…because there is so much not to cover. (Zen Humor)

Note; these are MY RULES…for myself. If something works for you…great. This is what works for me because I’m awesome.

Tony’s Texting Rules:

1. Keep it Short: A girl I’m seeing told me her friend texted a guy a short message and said guy sent her back a three hundred word response. Seriously…three hundred words in a text? Nothing says “I care” like a well thought out, incredibly lengthy text message. Unfortunately being well articulated with your text does not say thoughtful, it says “Needy.” You’re a guy, remember? You’re too busy doing guy stuff to bother with texting. You don’t really care and that’s why hot girls like you.
2. Always Be Positive: Never whine or complain or ask her why she isn’t texting you back. Don’t text about your bad day or your headache or how lonely you are or anything remotely negative. At least not in the initial stages. Keep everything light, casual, fun. I know it feels good to play victim…but it’s not seductive, not at all. It only works for rockstars and touring poets. Not normal guys like yourself.
3. Don’t Over-Text: This means you send one text and then stop. Don’t send a chain of text messages. This is especially important if she isn’t replying straight away. Send one text and then wait.

Those are my basic guidelines. Now if you have found me through Google you’re probably looking for specific quotes and funny one liners you can use. I’ll get to that. First let me tell you my purpose for texting.

Purpose for Texting a Girl

1. To have the girl text you back.
2. To have the girl meet you in person.

That’s it. Everything else is nearly irrelevant (unless for self-amusement. More on that later.)

Now if you aren’t that good at attracting girls yet, you should be more concerned with developing that skillset than texting. Seriously, approaching about a thousand women will do more for your text game than reading articles about texting.

If you are a newb, you should read my free Ebook, if you are a grizzled Veteran…then stick with me because this is critical.

There are two females that you’re primarily dealing with:

Eager Girl: She’s very interested. When you meet her at the bar, or online, or the mall she was completely smitten by your superior game. This girl texts you back within seconds of hitting send. In fact she texts you more than you text her. This is the text game for guys that have approached thousands of women, or are naturally gifted. If you are a legend in your social circle or doing a ton of cold approaches you will meet these girls. You’ve engineered your luck. Congratulations…you rule dude.

SoSo Girl: She’s somewhat amused by you. She finds you somewhat interesting but she’s not sold. She’s probably acquired a part time fuck buddy or has tons of guys vying for her attention. You are another dick in her rotation of dicks. She will answer your texts with one word replies like “Lol, Haha, ya,” and so forth. She puts very little effort into the texting, is always busy, replies four to twenty four hours after you hit send and pretty much makes you insane to the point that you Google, “How to Text Girls.”

What’s the texting strategy for these two types of girls?

First lets look at Eager Girl.

For Eager Girl…You can pretty much text whatever the hell you want. In fact, to this girl, you may be a little bit like SoSo Girl. Get it? Aloof, distant, difficult. You bring out the same emotions that drive her to Google things like, “How to text a guy.”

With Eager Girl you can make sarcastic jokes, say dumb stuff, weird stuff, and she will always reply positively. It’s like you’re a sexy comedic genius.

When you ask her to meet up with you, she eagerly agrees. But you don’t need to ask because she’s taken that liberty and asked you over to eat her home cooked meal. She will get you drunk, massage your back and give you a BJ on her bear skin rug. Nice.

What about SoSo Girl?

SoSo Girl is the more common scenario for cold approach guys. She isn’t quite sure about you. You met at a bar when you asked her who lied more, men or women. When you text her weird stuff you might get, “Haha.” Or you may get silence, no reply. When you try to be funny she says “That was like, a weird thing to say…” Or, “Okaaaaaaay.” That is, if you even get that text.

When you ask her to hang out, you either get, “I’m really busy Saturday, I need to clean my sisters toes,” or a straight No Reply.

I hope you’re beginning to understand my philosophy on text game. Hang in there. In the second part of this article I will teach you the power of persistence and give you some examples from my sordid past.