How to Pickup Men

An ex-student came to me with this conundrum: “How do I make my fuck-buddy my girlfriend?” He picked her up at a party through social circle. They had sex on the second date (which in my humble opinion is perfect form. Too soon and she’ll feel slutty, too late and she’ll lose attraction). She was…

Like a tiny dead moon you orbit your goddess sun; the eternal source of joy and pleasure Alas, for her, you are but a shadow to cool itchy spots Your path is predictably distant and safe, and what a tiny, obvious circumference And plenty of room for vicious sunbursts She’s just waiting For Mars But…