8 Questions Muggles and Journalists Ask Dating Coaches

I’ve done a few iama’s on Reddit, been interviewed on several podcasts and websites, and have been grilled on my job by a hundred Muggles. Muggles are people who aren’t allowed in Hogwarts. You, being a reader and practictioner of the seductive arts, are proudly cruising the esteemed halls of Hogwarts. Congratulations.

For the benefit of the Muggles and Journalists, here are the answers to the top five questions I most receive:

1. What is the number on piece of advice you give your clients?

That’s an easy one: Take action! Peel your butt off your couch, shut off the porn (video games are porn too) and go talk to people…preferably women. The biggest problem newbies have is that they don’t-even-try. Paralysis by analysis. They read and study and think instead of going out. That’s all that matters. Go out. For success with women—nothing else matters.

2. Who’s the weirdest client you’ve ever had?

Here’s a question for you then. Who in your family most resembles a retarded knuckle dragger? Can you post some pics of him drooling over cake so we can all have a chuckle? Dumb fuck. I always get this question. Like a man who wants to get laid has to be a warcraft, nosepicking sociopath. Fuck you Muggle…you are the weird one, lost in the blue pill world of ignorance. Seriously though, most of my students are normal guys, like your friends, uncles and brothers. They are usually successful in their careers or very ambitious in general. They just for whatever reason haven’t learned how to pick up chicks. I do get the odd hard case, but they’re not really weird. You’re weird dude. We’re all weird.

3. How many women have you slept with?

None of your damn business. I’m sure the girls I date would love to read about this (Hi babe); but let’s say it’s enough. If I died tomorrow, I would not regret my lack of sexual experience. I’m still a young bachelor, so there’s more to look forward to. I’m really annoyed by people who take the moral high ground here. Like, anyone who studies pickup and sleeps with many women must be a player scumbag. Is Leo Dicaprio a scumbag? Is Ernest Hemingway? Is Madonna? How many men have you slept with? How many women have you NOT slept with? Get a life, Muggle.

4. Where’s the best place to meet women?

Best is subjective. Do you enjoy online dating? That’s fine. Do you hate bars and clubs? Then go to the beach, or the mall. This question is a matter of lifestyle. How do you envision meeting women? If you like healthy, fit women…take dance lessons, or go to the gym. If you like smart chicks, cruise book stores and universities. If you love to party and let loose, go to bars and clubs. It’s up to you. There is no best. Go where women are and talk to them.

5. Do you make a lot of money?

God no. So far I make enough to write every day instead of going to a J.O.B. Most of my clients make a lot more money than I do. But, there are big things for me in the future. I love being my own boss and making my own hours. I love this job. I see money as time. I try to maintain as few physical commodities as possible. Own less stuff. Trust me. It’s better that way. And I’m always afraid of getting a job, and this motivates me. When I have lots of money, I get lazy and my work suffers.

6. Are you like Hitch?

Way blacker than Hitch. And I don’t have a jet ski. Not even a car.

7. Do you help guys get girlfriends, or just get laid?

This is just a stupid fucking question. Seriously. Most guys want a girlfriend. Some want to have lots of sexual experience. Imagine you’re a 26 year old guy who has slept with three women in his life. Now you discover a blog that teaches you how to meet all the women you desire. It tells you that you can have open relationships and achieve sexual abundance. Or you can have a monogamous girlfriend. The choice is yours. I don’t care what you do with your new-found confidence. Just don’t lie to yourself about your desires. And wear a condom.

8. Why isn’t she texting me back?

I seriously don’t know. Go out, meet more women.

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