Does Pickup Work If You Are Short, Stupid, Bald, Fat, Old, and Ugly? A Tale of Limiting Beliefs.
“Dear Tony. No matter how hard I try, I just can’t find a woman that will spread her legs and take my seed. You see, the problem is, I’m ugly. I’m balding, short, fat and ugly I’ve come to realize that either you are born gifted, or you’re screwed and no woman will want you…ever. I want tens, and I can only attract fours. This is why pickup doesn’t work for me. Can pickup work for me?”
“How often do you go out?”
“Well, I’ve taken three bootcamps, but all I got from them were a few phone numbers, but none of those girls would call me back.”
“I understand. So, how often do you go out now?”
“Well, I work full time and I don’t really have the time to go out to clubs and bars as often as most guys. I’m thirty one. I’m too old for bars and clubs. And besides, bar and club game only works if you’re tall and good looking.”
“Have you tried daygame?”
“I have tried it. But the girls never text me back. And I never know what to say.”
“How many girls did you approach in the last week?”
“I would, but I didn’t know what to say, and I still have lots of approach anxiety.”
“When I was learning the game, I had a full time job, and I managed to go out seven nights a week and I approached at least five girls a day.”
“But you’re so different than me Tony. Everything comes easy for you. If I only knew what to say. And besides, I’m stupid, bald, short, fat, old and ugly.”
“You’re right. I guess it’s hopeless. Here’s the good news though. You can live in the Philippines and have any woman you want for under $50 a day.”
“But Tony, I want to have game here in North America. How much is your bootcamp?”
“$2000.”
“I can afford that because I’m very successful at work, where it doesn’t matter that I’m a short, bald, stupid, fat and ugly. I would like to take a bootcamp. But do you think someone like me, who has taken three bootcamps already, and is too short, stupid, bald, fat and ugly, can learn pickup?”
And Tony did not answer the student. He said he would get back to the student. And he did not teach the student, because he did not want a student who was so stupid, bald, fat, short and ugly. And Tony has never been asked for a refund in four years of coaching. And he loves his job because he meets the greatest people.
The student went on to take a bootcamp for $3000 with a different company, and is now living permanently in The Philippines. He still feels short, old, bald, stupid, fat and ugly.
If only there were something for him. Some sort of system or philosophy designed to help men who weren’t male models, so they could meet and attract sexy women. It’s too bad really.
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c’mon, Tony, bring back some Zardoz goodness. Yours inspiration was contagious.
Wat u mean
it seens like you had lost all interest in pick-up,in showing it differently to readers. the writing is coming out like from somebody whos “comfortable”, spreading didactic information.
personally, I see yours writing improving, but found texts like “you need momentum” and “pickup as art” more inspiring and tastifull,including as a recreative reading. those times when the allomorphy was still in its course.
bad english here, but I think you get it.
I haven’t lost all interest. But I’ve been writing about the same subject for four years. Thanks for the feedback.
that picture of the chain art is really amazing. can I get a link of the original source or high res? thanks Tony! great article btw. I’m a decent looking guy, not so tall and was able to pick up and slept with many women in the past year.