She Only Loves His Penis, and Other Things

It’s a sobering fact that most men are not educated in the many mechanisms of women’s libidos. They unconsciously believe that women do not love, and crave (like Sméagol craves the ring) our throbbing members for their love tacos. Sex without love…it’s possible for girls as well.

Indeed, girls like getting laid too. And sometimes, a strange cock will do just fine. No attachment required. Just as long as her friends, family and co-workers don’t find out what a little slut she secretly is.

Some women imagine wonderful and terrible things. Things like being raped by a pride of lions or giving head to the Barack Obama while the senate applauds. But they don’t tell us their fantasies because at some point, someone judged them.

And some girls have penis envy.

I pulled this beautiful poetry off of reddit.com/r/sex.

We have a great relationship; he’s smart, sweet, attractive and we’re really well matched but I feel more for his penis than I feel for him. It’s perfect. It’s the perfect size, fat, beautifully colored, great texture and hits me in all the right places. I love kissing it, touching it, tasting it. Sometimes I fall asleep on it completely happy. I whisper things to it that he can’t hear and I feel like we have a relationship outside of the one I have with my bf.

I get jealous when we’re out and he’s clothed. His penis should be out at all times so I can look at it and hold it. When we go to the movies I reach in his pants so I can feel its warmth and feel its slight movements.

His penis is the desktop for my Iphone and I admit to more pictures of it than of him.

He is aware of this and I tease him that his penis and I will run off together someday. I think he’s kind of blown away by it. He’s pretty shy otherwise.

A relationship that lacks intellectual chemistry can base its longer-term success on sexual compatibility. But it’s an unstable foundation: Sex-fascination is transitory: It doesn’t seem to last. So, you need to understand eachother’s minds, your honest desires. That’s not easy if you fantasize extreme fantasies.

Encourage your woman to tell you the truth.

***I’m going back to working on my novel, so posts will be sporadic for the next month.***