How to Pickup Men

I had a lady over the other night — a newish one. I brought her home and we’re having some fun on my bed. Her phone beeps and she stops giving me pleasure to lean over and check her messages. I ignore this interruption and we continue kissing. The phone beeps again, and she leans…

“Why did you leave her?” I asked the student as he walked towards me with shoulders shrugged, sad puppy look on his baby face. The girl he was talking to in the bookstore was still looking at travel guides. She’d been smiling when he was talking to her, so why was he quitting now without…

I won’t lie, pickup for me… is dead.  It’s not that seducing women isn’t a great pastime, but I’m old. I’m 44, and chasing girls full time just seems… silly. I’m burned out on the whole thing, and have been for many years.  That’s a bummer, because I’ve written millions of words on the subject,…