Hi guys.

Tony Here.

This is getting out of hand.

I’m sick and tired of this…

YOUR GROOMING SUCKS

YES…You!!!!

Look at your nails…are they long? Is there dirt under there? Nasty…. Cut them right now. Same with your toes. Major, epic mistake. Instant Fail.

NOSE HAIR!

Omg…if you can see it…fail. No pussy for you…Cut it. Pull it. Get rid of it. NOW!

BRUSH YOUR TEETH. FLOSS.

Seriously. Shit in your teeth, or yellow teeth…nasty. Gross.

FACIAL HAIR

…groom it! Stream Line. Unless you are a model and grow a perfect shadow…make it neat. No nasty whiskers either.

And the REAL KILLER that 50% of the my students suffers from…

A BRUTAL GAME KILLER.

AND YOU Are Guilty!!!

CHAPPED LIPS!!!!

I see all of you guys, especially the Asian guys for some reason, with gross, chapped lips.

You are dehydrated. Maybe you eat too many Mr Noodles. It’s ALL SALT.

You need to do two simple steps.

Drink at least 1 litre of water per day

Wear Chap Stick.

Follow ALL of these steps and you will increase your close rate by 100%