15 Things That Make Men Suck at Pickup

Studying seduction as a science is like studying religion as fact. This stuff is random. Reflect briefly on your mistakes rather than wasting calories on your attraction building strategy.

Here’s a fact; these issues will make it harder to attract women:

1. You’re obese, poorly dressed, and/or poorly groomed. Like it or not, hot chicks aren’t into guys that look like nerds. Go on a diet, cut the carbs, join a gym, go shopping with a fashionable friend or ask the fashionable gay clerk to help you.
2. You’re shy, in your head, quiet and introverted. Think long and hard about all of the introverted ladies men you know from your social circle. Can you think of even one? I doubt it. You’re not an extrovert? You can change this. I did.
3. You have no apparent skill or talent other than video gaming (unless you are a pro Starcraft Player living in S.Korea.) Approaching girls can be frustrating and hard, I know. I believe every man should take a year out of his life and do nothing but hit on random women until he has a modicum of skill. And then, once it’s no biggie, start a band or do something that will put you on stage. You don’t even need to be famous to get girls. If you’re a comedian, a dj, or public performer of any kind, you will meet loads of women. The women won’t necessarily throw themselves at you but seducing them will be infinitely easier simply because everybody is looking and talking at and about you. This is called, “Social Proof,” and it is very powerful. Being good at pickup isn’t that impressive, except to nerdy men.
4. You’re incredibly stupid, borderline retarded. Maybe you have trouble with simple tasks like tying your shoes, buying groceries, cleaning the boogers off your nose? Pickup might not be for you. Maybe God doesn’t want you to breed.
5. You’re terrified of everything. The world is scary and you want to be safe. Have a nice, safe time with that. Pickup is not safe. That’s why I like it. Perhaps your mother was overly protective, or you have a low testosterone level, or you grew up in a sheltered, upper class neighborhood. Grow some balls. Join a mma gym or something. Travel to a dangerous country and learn how to shoot automatic weapons. Life is too short to be afraid like a little hamster. You’re going to die, no matter what. It’s just a matter of how. Deal with it.
6. You think sex is bad, wrong or distasteful. You don’t want anyone to know that you masturbate at least twice a day, or that you enjoy porn. You are ashamed of your sexuality. The only reason you should be ashamed is if you are into underage boys or girls. Like, you’re a pedophile or a rapist. If you’re neither of these monstrosities, don’t be ashamed that you enjoy, and think about sex often. It’s normal.
7. You believe it is wrong to physically touch a stranger in public. It’s not. On bootcamps I demonstrate how to cuddle with complete strangers, minutes after meeting them on the street. If you are too shy to get physical, learning to seduce women will be a long, hard road.
8. You have low testosterone. You have no desire for women. Perhaps, you are gay and in denial. Embrace your homosexuality. Otherwise, increase your zinc intake, go to the gym, lift heavy things and increase your testosterone. Go out and flirt with hot girls, this will also make you horny.
9. You’re over 23 and live deep in the suburbs. Your logistics suck. Move to a city, a neighborhood with bars, clubs and coffee shops. Go where the women are.
10. You have no friends or the ones you do have have no friends. You especially have no female friends. Build a social circle. Join a sports team and go for drinks after practice. Join a meetup group, or a sketch comedy troupe. Meet more people.
11. You don’t travel. You have no reference points for why it is so hard to pick up women in your own country. Hot young women here expect their boyfriends to be rockstars, dj’s, wealthy and famous. You will have to learn how to act like you are one of those guys.
12. You don’t approach girls, ever. You only read about it, or watch videos on You Tube.
13. You suck at everything. You’re not interesting to talk to. You don’t read books. You don’t know anything about pop culture and have no talent. Take a day to catch up on the newest t.v shows, indie bands and hip hop artists, movies, etc. Hell, I watched a few episodes of Honey Boo Boo so I could joke about it with girls. “Quit being like Honey Boo Boo!”
14. You’re skinny, with no muscles at all. Go to the gym five days a week. Shut up with your excuses, you lazy ass.
15. You’re broke and you’re not a student. You have no ambition. Why would a hot girls want to bang you? You have no future.

Today is the day you fix this. Now. Do one thing a day to correct everything on this list.

Peace.