So you want to know how to give a girl anal sex. I’m not personally a big fan of the forbidden fruit, however, on my trip to Hell at least I can tell Satan I’m an experienced sinner.

Not all women are fans either, however, you’d be surprised how many are experienced aficionados of their crinkled star.

Many Women Love Anal Sex

Don’t think that loving the chocolate starfish is reserved merely for Greek Philosophers and the LGBTQR$#@+TmZ community. God gave us all these warm holes for a reason. Cmon, admit you’ve moaned in pleasure at the release of a big one (I know I have). Over half of the nerve endings in the pelvic region, and those are connected with all the other pelvic muscles. The tooshie is an exquisite pleasure delivery machine.

How To Ask A Girl For Anal Sex

Many of my friends had told me of their affection of the Tush Push. Being an experienced lover of women, but having not been intimate with a woman’s keister, I asked my girlfriend, “Hey,”

“What?”

“Ever tried anal?”

“Yes.” 

“Like it?”

“It was weird.”

“But did you like it?”

“Kinda. Why, you want to try?”

“Sure.”

That’s how it happened. Not too romantic. 

The second time was with a different girl. We were banging away when she turned to me and said “Have you ever tried anal sex?”

“Yep!” I answered.

“I haven’t.”

“Want to?”

“Okay!”

Another time a girl in Vietnam was annoyed that I would bang her without a condom (I always use a condom) so she said, “If you don’t want to get me pregnant, you can fuck my ass.” 

Asking for door 3 is as simple as that… asking. However, there are other methods, like the reach around “oops! Wrong hole!” method. If you play with the leather cheerio a bit with your finger, and she moans in pleasure rather than leaps out of your bed, then you might have a candidate for rusty sheriff badge love.

Preparation For How To Give a Girl Anal Sex

First off, the booty hole doesn’t lubricate itself, so you must use a lubricant. My favourite is Astro Glide. Also, I highly recommend using a condom, as the anus is easy to bleed, and a hotbed for bacteria. Safety first!

Relax Her Body and Mind

Unless she’s a porn star, her brown eye will probably be tighter than a nun’s poonani. So you need to relax both her mind, and body. How to give a girl anal sex is also the gift of relaxation. 

Start With A Massage and Story

I like to use a little of the lube and give my girls a nice, deep and soothing full body massage. I’ll play a little romantic music in the background, while I employ a bit of NLP, hypnosis, and sweet talk. It might go like this.

“Baby, you’re so beautiful when you’re relaxed. Don’t you just feel like you’re sitting near a peaceful river, listening to the little birds chirping away. You can just feel all your worries drifting away. You can feel your muscles relaxing, from your toes, up your legs, along your sides, your back. Everything is opening up, as you feel so safe, so happy, so relaxed.”

And then I jam it in her!

Just kidding.

You want to go in there slowly, gently, gauging the looseness of her muscles, and while listening to her voice. Is she moaning with pleasure, squirming with uncomfortableness, or dragging her sorry ass away from you in horror?

Communication is Key

To give a girl anal sex, skillfully, like all good sex, relies heavily on communication. “Do you like that? Does it hurt? More like this or that? Harder, faster, slower? Ask her questions and encourage her to communicate. If her eyes roll back into her head and she bellows a noise like a Moose ejaculating, then you’re probably doing it right.

Conclusion

Anal sex isn’t hard. It’s like voting…anyone over 18 can do it. But you have to show up and shove that ballot into the box. There could be complications. She could feel like she needs to poop or pee, or it could cause a little bleeding if you’re not careful. But overall, loving the rosebud is easy and enjoyable. Plus, you get the to carry the honor of knowing your girl gave you everything… even her pootus.