World Traveller

One year ago in a fit of existential terror, I decided I wanted to backpack through Southeast Asia. I chose a budget of $1200 per month, for three months, with a $4000 buffer for returning home so that I would not have to give handjobs under a bridge, ever again.

I worked my ass off teaching men how to meet and attract women. I ran over twenty bootcamps in-between Montreal, Vancouver, and Phoenix Arizona. I taught mentorships, I made friends, I dated women, I made money.

I learned how to work out, how to travel, how to blog, how to write a novel. I even ventured into video blogging. I grew. If you’re reading my blog it’s probably because you’re looking to grow. I thank you all. I hope you can learn from my mistakes.

I saved $13,000 in 2012. I could have saved much more if I didn’t party so much. All of my earnings came from revenue generated by Absolute Ability. This was my record breaking year. For now, I am no-one’s bitch…except yours.

I’ll admit…I am almost completely sick of writing, thinking, and talking about pickup. This trip will be a chance to get my head straight, to explore another culture and decide what to do next with this short, absurd life.

I will not be accepting any students until March 2013, immediately after the Mayan apocalypse. I will be offering phone coaching to one or two students. The price for phone coaching is $100 per hour, or five hours for $425.

Why Thailand? Am I fascinated by child prostitution and lady boys? No.

It’s ridiculously inexpensive.

The food is delicious.

There are beautiful women everywhere.

Glorious jungles, mountains and beaches.

Adventure.

I’m taking my laptop and will continue to blog about my trip. I will continue to work on my book. I will drink a lot of booze, and sleep with many fine women. I will practice Muay Thai, meditate with monks, sleep in a jungle tree fort city, bathe with elephants, shoot an AK-47, swim with whale sharks, and receive many $5 Thai massages.

For all of you guys with regular day jobs…I’m sorry. You have the Internet. If you’re smart, and North American, pick your lifestyle choice and go. If you’re trapped in your pain, do whatever it takes to discover your strength and self-esteem.