Where The Hell is Tony D?

Where have I been?

I’m sorry. I know I haven’t written a post in two months, but I’ve been working on my novel almost daily. So I’m not just lounging around being a lazy beach crab. Most of the work has been done in various guesthouses around Cambodia, Thailand and Laos, in those moments between eating, drinking, sightseeing, banging and sleeping.

Relaxing is not the dream.

I’ve extended my trip to SE Asia by another month and I’m due back in Vancouver this April. I’ll be accepting students for private coaching and bootcamps and plan to visit Montreal and Toronto from May to August. If those trips go well, I’m open to visiting Calgary, Halifax and Winnipeg and New York. If you’re interested in approach coaching, contact me now.

Any of my former students who are interested in being a dating coach should contact me. I’m getting older, and running around nightclubs and malls chasing pussy is losing its luster. So if you want to make some money travelling and teaching pickup and dating, give me a shout. We’ll talk. I’ll train you up.

What have I been up to?

Dude…

Waterfalls, women, beach parties, waterfalls, women, beach parties, good food, scary bus rides, train rides, plane rides.

I have a Ukranian Jungle Girlfriend, or so I call her. I’m her jungle boyfriend. We met on a romantic little hippie island in Laos. I’ll go into the details about pickup in SE Asia when I find more time. Let’s just say, it’s incredibly easy to meet beautiful women in tourist destinations. It’s not as easy to bang them as you’d think, as most are in transit and there’s lots of competition.

I haven’t learned much about local women, as I’m not really into Asian chicks. I think many are pretty, but I haven’t immersed myself in their culture, and I prefer European and South American women. But, I’ll fill you in on my insights soon.

My book is in its sixth draft. I’m pretty excited about it. I think I’ve found a nice balance of memoir, fictional/Bukowski style novel and non-fiction self-help. I’ve shown the latest draft to a few people and they seem to get hooked on it. What’s funny is women seem to be the most interested in it. The book is like crack for them. Fifty Shades of Tony. It’s taken way longer than I thought, just over a year now. I started back in January 2011. But I’m hoping the extra time pays off in that I make a great story for people who are interested to know how an average, anxiety ridden guy, became a pickup artist, life coach, and world travelling entrepreneur.

So, I’m just waiting for my Jungle Girlfriend to return and then we’re off to explore Bangkok for the day. I promise when I return, I will focus on my blog and business again. Look forward to some interesting posts in the near future.