Video. Confessions of a Dating Coach

During my last trip to Montreal, I rented a flat on rue St. Laurent, in the Plateau; the hippest neighbourhood in the city, with the best night-life  shopping and café’s. Of course, it also contained the highest ratio of hot girls. Every day I’d go out to a café or park to work on my novel (just working…

I was talking to a Venezualan friend last night about the extreme flakiness of hot women. He’s been with over one hundred or so. “Man,” He says. “They have a cavity. Everything goes inside of them. We shoot out. That’s why they are afraid. They also want everything. You have to give them everything. Women…

Yesterday I was walking home at night drunk as a circus clown on welfare day and along the wall beside me were these light fixtures. Inside of one, I noticed a fat little spider. He’d built a nest inside the fixture, completely covering the entire entrance. Every low flying bug in the neighbourhood was attracted…

Yes, Arizona is hot. I was hoping for glorious daygame out here but the sweltering heat forces us into air conditioned life support units, ie, cars. Women scuttle from their cars, to work, to Starbucks, to yoga to home. You have to either catch them in the three yard transit from exit to entrance, or…