At age twenty seven, when I started improving my sex life, I’d been with fifteen women. Not bad for a shy weirdo with bitch tits. Thank god for rock and roll because once or twice a year, some groupie would throw herself at me. But in the first year that I spent practicing pua techniques,…

There’s a girl in my novel who gave me a toothy bj on top of a hill. After a short romance, she blew me off without explanation. Since my infatuation was pure — I was mildly devastated. I didn’t see her again for many years, until today. I walked into a cafe, not far from…