Tony’s Most Controversial, Revolutionary Game Concept Ever! Rubbing Your Weiner on Her

“It’s obvious you don’t show your family these articles and advice posts with statements like “sometimes you just gotta mash your dick against a girl while she’s dancing.”

Hi Mom! (She’s my biggest fan.)

A few years ago I wrote a post about about running around bars, rubbing your dick on girls. I made the post private for now, because the butthurt was strong. I’ll probably be turning my archive into a paid members only site in the future. Probably $19.99 for full access to anything before 2014. That way if ladymen want to pick quotes proving I’m a rapist, they’ll have to pay me for it.

The thing with my male haters is…they haven’t had much sex. They don’t spend much time in nightclubs. They don’t know much about women. Not their fault. They’re sort of like the drones in the Matrix. The truth is too scary, put me back in.

My idea was simple. You want to get laid badly, tonight? Don’t care if you get kicked out of a club for annoying many women? After you approach the lady, if she hooks, she’s interested in dancing with you, press your dick against her. Dance with her for a bit, try to kiss her. She kisses you, try to walk her out of the club to a taxi. She doesn’t want to leave with you…try a different girl. Wash, rinse, repeat.

Not so revolutionary an idea, and if you don’t have decent approach skills, you won’t make it far into the process. The whole act in my teaching is completely consensual. It is super easy to initiate if you have enough game. You have to make sure the girl sees you, and is somewhat open before you try to grind with her.

It’s about understanding her body language, her sub-communications, her energy. The approach is nuanced, and takes a bit of practice.

How did I learn this amazing game technique?

Well, from girls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaK–Rx65iA

With physical club, dance party game, pressing your dick against a girl who is a little bit into you, can yield pretty amazing results.

If they like you, they’ll like your dick too. And it’s not a hard technique to learn.

Women complain that unattractive guys encircle them on the dancefloor, entering their group dick first. I get that it’s annoying ladies, and I don’t condone that sort of approach. But, you are in a nightclub. Deal with life like strong, independent women. Or wave at the bouncer. 

This technique is for consensual, mutual masturbation. It is the offer of dick, and has been getting men and women’s rocks off for a long, long time. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJxEQD9lqZk

I support twerking as well. 

Girl power.

***I’m teaching in Toronto this August. Contact me for a coaching spot***