Old Jedi Mind Tricks
Gavin spotted her from the bar, alone on the couch near the pool table, pretty, but wearing grumpy face which was illuminated by the blue glow of her smart phone. Mustering every ounce of courage (traditionally reserved for slaying mammoths) he moved towards her.
“You look bored,” he said.
Julie looked up at the not so handsome young man and replied, “I am,” then gazed back into her Galaxy 3X1984.
Gavin couldn’t think of what to say next, so he walked back to the bar, pulled out his own Galaxy 3Y1984 and streamed in-field videos from his favourite Guru, Sebastian Newton.
This linguistic and philosophical tragedy unfolds nightly amongst the taverns of planet Earth: Horny guy with a lazy approach, downer girl with a smart phone. How does one change her mood? Can words actually control emotion?
Dark Jedi Linguistic Dick Wizard Tricks
Words are powerful. Words are the ambassadors of thought. Words suggest and elicit emotion. Words transmit ideas. Words paint pictures that affect the senses. Combine words with authority, charm and confidence and command power, affection and respect.
Example:
Would you enjoy experiencing something amazing, fresh and new, that will keep you coming back for more pleasure, over and over? If you’re thinking “Yes,” then here you go…here is the secret…
Imagine a jungle waterfall, the cool mist rising as you inhale its refreshing aroma, large, soft breasts rub up and down your back as she says, “Fuck me. I’m ready.” (Copyright 50 Shades of Sebastian, fall 2017). You turn to face your beautiful young nymph and as you lightly bite her neck and squeeze her firm, ripe ass, she let’s out a small whimper. It almost sounds like there is fear in that whimper. Fear of the pleasure you can bring her. The answers to all of your questions can be found within. That’s why you keep coming back.
If you guessed that I just dropped you into a hypnotic trance, made you horny, then subliminally suggested you become my groupie, you nailed it.
How would Sebastian approach the seemingly bored girl?
Sebastian approaches the pretty girl. When she looks up he say’s, “You look like the most fun girl in the whole club.”
How to Brighten Someone’s Mood
The emphasis is on the word “fun.” The phrase sets up an expectation, and requests a certain behaviour. It’s up to her to follow the suggestion. But it beats asking a girl to be bored. “You look bored.” Ok. She is. You confirmed this. You asked for this.
Let’s check his other options:
“You’re so awesome. Hi. I’m Sebastian.”
“Damn you know how to party lady. Hi.”
“Banana’s and ice cream!” (Painting a silly picture)
“What’s up you crazy bitch?” (Not a noob friendly approach as it’s sarcastic and you will require Zeus like frame control to deal with her abreaction (congruence tests).
“You are a fun person.”
Basically Sebastian tells her how to feel and act in his presence. He leads her thoughts.
But that’s so creepy Tony! That is hypnotic mind control.
Yes. Yes it is. It is also permission marketing. Because you can not hypnotize someone who does not want to be hypnotized. A woman cannot be seduced if she does not want to be seduced.
Creepy!?
Shakespeare, Bukowski and Nietzsche are creepy then, since they are poets, and the above is poetry. Poetry is meant to elicit emotions and spark the imaginative process. Poetry leads the reader on an emotional adventure, where they suspend disbelief for a limited time.
If you tell someone they look bored, they will feel bored. If you tell someone they look fun, they will imagine fun, then feel fun, and possibly play fun.
With silly language manipulation you can invite people to play a game with you. The game of pretending.
“You smell like a kitten.”
“I am a kitten.”
Of course many less willing and playful individuals will refuse frolicking. But with specific language you can still influence the course of their thoughts. Any great orator, from ministers to comedians to presidents and pickup artists understand this.
Verbal language is only partially responsible for the elicitation of emotion. Body language, vocal tonality and presentation complete and enhance the performance.
Watch this video of Darren Brown. Now don’t worry about his guesses, but notice how he sets the emotional expectation at the beginning of the interaction, “I just think you three are really lovely.”
She calls him cheesy and they toss out shit tests. His intent was not to impress them, but to lead them towards acting lovely.
“You have a glow, or a presence.”
Notice how the girls have to stop and think, “Do I have a glow or a presence?” Darren has led them to feel a glow or presence within themselves. This puts them more into a “lovely” state.
“Can you think in your minds of a quality you would want in a man?”
Again, he is simply asking them to imagine all of the good feelings a man they found attractive would make them feel. Because he is the only man in their presence, they will unconsciously transfer these feelings towards him.
The cold reading is another story.
Good luck.
