Busted For Daygame on Campus

I am getting into some serious trouble with daygame. I go to heavily populated college towns, yet somehow the word is getting out about my presence. Random women I ask end up knowing each other, which gets me in to trouble. People are talking. Women are identifying me before I even say anything. Campus security might get involved. All I am doing is simple verbal pickup, but it is coming dangerously close to getting me in trouble. What do I do?

I meet these women walking on the street or waiting in line at the Starbucks. I make light conversation, then tell them they’re cute, then ask for the number. I ask dozens of women and get tons of numbers, but next to no responses.

I’ve been hearing more and more stories about guys getting in trouble while doing daygame on campus. Not cool. You should be as smooth as a baby seal’s penis. I mean, good game means you are never called out for actively practicing your game; because you just come off as a cool dude.

When I wrote my daygame book, I Hope It’s Sunny Out, I wanted a to create a system that was simple to remember and easy to execute.  A method that would not creep girls out. But it seems there are still hundreds, maybe more than two hundred people, who haven’t read my book. So I will break down what creeps girls out.

Things That Creep Girls Out During Daygame

1. Looking bad. Either you dress like a nerd, or you are poorly groomed, or both. This makes the difference between being a confident guy and a creepy stalked. I understand that you may not be the best looking chap, but if you would go shopping for some clothes that fit, get a decent haircut and trim your nose hairs, you won’t be called out as often.
2. Being nervous. You either look or sound nervous. You might be physically shaking, unable to hold eye contact, or your voice sounds like a tiny broken harp. Any betrayal of your confidence in this manner will mean you are a creepy stalker.
3. Seeing or hearing about you approaching her friends in the exact same way, or even on the same day, and doing poorly. So if you approach women while being nervous, dressing like a nerd, and using the same line like, “Hi I thought you were cute and had to meet you,” then you are now a creepy douchebag stalker, and are liable to be kicked off your campus.

I know that you college guys are surrounded by hot poonani, but if you don’t want a bad reputation as the campus pickup guy, go elsewhere, like the mall, or a major pedestrian centre downtown. That way if you fuck up you won’t be kicked out of your school or worse.

And read my book. It teaches you indirect game, so you don’t have to tell every single girl you meet you think she’s, “cute.”