Alas, for her, you are but a shadow to cool itchy spots
Your path is predictably distant and safe, and what a tiny, obvious circumference
And plenty of room for vicious sunbursts
She’s just waiting
For Mars
But the bastard only comes by
Once every 1.8 Earth Years
If you’re a nice guy and can never seem to get laid, then read my story and learn, young padawan. When I was a lost soul in my twenties there was a hot 24-year-old barista I had the blue balls for. It was one of those cafes that only hired hot girls, so, of course,…
Let it be understood that this blog is for entertainment purposes only. The advice given is in constant flux and what might help me one day, might not the next. On that note, about 75% of my first dates end in sex. This isn’t because I’m some big player, or have amazing skillz with women….
There’s an eternal chatter inside your skull. It wants you to fail. It compares and whines and judges. It keeps you from doing cool things like starting a band, traveling, wearing cool clothes, working out…approaching beautiful girls. Some call him Ego. Some call it being, “Unconscious.” I call it being really fucking lame. Excuse my…
It’s a special day for fans of the blog. Drumroll…… Are you excited? You get…to hear… My voice! Prepare to have your minds blown!!!! All 65 of you. (My mailing list.) I bet I sound nothing like you think I sound…nothing like Hitch. I’ve always been hesitant about going public. I may not do this job…
This is in the same vein as how to open girls on their Ipods. In that article I said to simply motion with your hand the action of taking out your headphones. The girls will follow your direction. Especially here in Vancouver, women are always, always chatting on their phones. It’s like any moment they…
I won’t lie, pickup for me… is dead. It’s not that seducing women isn’t a great pastime, but I’m old. I’m 44, and chasing girls full time just seems… silly. I’m burned out on the whole thing, and have been for many years. That’s a bummer, because I’ve written millions of words on the subject,…
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