I’ll admit…I’ve trained myself to be a douche. Before we continue, realize my definition of douche is a proud hero, not an abuser of emotions. Prior to becoming a full fledged seduction nerd, I was a simple guy. A musician, artist, writer. People thought I was nice. It was nice. I was a shadow. Let’s…

I stop dead on the dance floor and stare at them, sort of glazed…… “Yeah….it’s like when a midget grabs you and starts fucking your leg, and you should be freaked out but you just enjoy the process and imagine yourself sniffing cocaine with lonely dragons in ancient love caves….I totally know what you mean!…