How to Please Everyone

Because of the Coronacation, I’m staying at my Mother’s place, in the small Canadian town where I grew up. I was about to travel to Mexico with the goal of starting a new business venture, making Youtube videos in the Travel niche, mixed with life coaching, i.e., “You can do this too.” However, that will…

Sure, maybe I’m not a master of same day threesomes or advanced harem management. But after twelve years at this, there’s very little that sparks an epiphany outside of my own experience. Mostly, I’m looking for a spiritual and intellectual second half—not another dozen sexual conquests.  This is the reality of advanced guys, game wise….

A girl I’m seeing told me a funny story. She’s  pretty, and gets hit on often, or so she says. Her problem has always been that these suitors had no game. When I asked her why she chose me over the others, she said, “Because you weren’t weird.” Little does she know I’m a total…

I was in love once. We would go for short walks, just to get out of the cheap apartment where I lived underneath an East Indian family, deep in the forgotten suburbs. We’d wake up around noon, fuck, then say “I love you, ‘I love you too’,” dress, brush our teeth, watch cartoons and go…

There’s a street festival going off here in Vancouver. I was watching this band, and I like their riffs, but don’t care for the vocals. To me he just sounded nasally, and his notes only follow the exact notes of the band, sort of like Rush. I’m not into Rush, but I dig Geddy Lee’s…