Philosophy

The Creep and The Grandpa

The Creep and The Grandpa

Little Billy was twenty-four years old. Practically a man, according to his mum and pop. He loved comics; especially Archie and Friends. One day, he told himself, he would have a girlfriend just like Betty—if she would have him. Betty was blond. Mmmm, blond! He thought, sniffing the page. So nice! So easygoing, submissive and…

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There’s a woman beside me reading the paper, drinking a pint at 1:42 pm and belching softly into her fist. Beside her is a young girl with large thigh tattoos. She’s engaged in a valiant struggle with her twelve foot Mac cable. The cable is winning. Being single isn’t so bad A girlfriend read my…