Since I’ve written a bunch of weird poetic stuff lately, here’s some practical advice on how to literally pick a girl up off the ground. If you want to know “How to get a girl’s phone number” then start by reading that, and then the rest of my blog. You could do these moves with…
Last night, a cute girl asks me the eternal question: “What’s your name?” And the epic: “What do you do?” “Well,” I say, pausing to glance around to the maddening crowd, at the dance floor, at the shimmering coke mirrors, “I’m a dolphin trainer.” “Cool!” She squeals. “Yes, yes. I know. I’m awesome right!?” I…
I did this 8 times today. See girl Wave arms, smile big or Tap on shoulder, smile big Motion as if taking out your own headphones Yeah pretty simple right? Yes, yes it is.