I’m home with the family for a joyous Christmas celebration of hoarding turkey lard calories and catching up on prime time cable. Life’s grande. Here’s hoping I don’t bus any tables in 2012 and can continue writing debaucherous yet inspiring prose, running bootcamps and changing lives. My family is gathered in the living room sucking…
Imagine a man in a hushed whisper, like a little baby girl, “Hi…I just wanted to say, umm, you look really great today? Hi…” That’s what most new guys sound like. Then their approaches fall apart and they come back to me with, “I just don’t know what to say. Tony. What do I say!?” “Don’t…
http://youtu.be/4x2FdObStSk Status…like a bitch in heat the mongrels come runnin. In this video the famous dude is eating hot dogs and toying with a groupie. When you’re on your best game, this is how it should look: Like you’re famous. Effortless…she chases you. I refuse to praise this girl. She’s far too needy. How…
Most guys come into this stuff when they hit a low point, or they’re tired of getting flaked on. They aren’t getting the great girls that they really want or any girls at all. They’ll start off with zeal and go out fifteen nights straight, get a few numbers and revel in their new found…
I know you all love my harlequin romance stories, so here you go. Merry Christmas. We cheer as we own the sidewalk. Another fruitless night of laughing, drinking and amusing ourselves at their expense. This girl would be another victim of our gaiety. She appears before us, alone, brown skinned with a tiny body, large…