I was in love once. We would go for short walks, just to get out of the cheap apartment where I lived underneath an East Indian family, deep in the forgotten suburbs. We’d wake up around noon, fuck, then say “I love you, ‘I love you too’,” dress, brush our teeth, watch cartoons and go…
The other night I saw a young man buy a flower on the street and give it to a random girl. The girl looked at the flower, said, “Thank you!” He tried talking to her, and she gave him a little attention, and then passed the flower to her girlfriend. The girlfriend shrieked and put…
1 .If you aren’t having any luck that night, instead of giving up and pouting, burn the place down. Go for a last ditch effort and approach every single girl in the bar, regardless of boyfriends (it’s her cousin) fat friend cockblockers or general social pressure. It’s usually when you feel the furthest from success…
Many of my students come to me looking for the answers. They want the newest techniques. They want the motivation. They desire the inner game reframing tactics that have been handed down from generation to generation. They want me to give them the answers that will make hot chicks chug on their balls. Most of…
Yesterday I was walking home at night drunk as a circus clown on welfare day and along the wall beside me were these light fixtures. Inside of one, I noticed a fat little spider. He’d built a nest inside the fixture, completely covering the entire entrance. Every low flying bug in the neighbourhood was attracted…