Dating

The Two Minute Rule

The Two Minute Rule

“Why did you leave her?” I asked the student as he walked towards me with shoulders shrugged, sad puppy look on his baby face. The girl he was talking to in the bookstore was still looking at travel guides. She’d been smiling when he was talking to her, so why was he quitting now without…

Shut the Fuck up and Go Out

Shut the Fuck up and Go Out

I like to watch this show. Many of these girls you wouldn’t expect to be beautiful, and then they take their clothes off. It’s also interesting to listen to the interviews with the girls while they talk about their bodies and sexuality. http://www.vice.com/shot-by-kern/poland I’m off to Montreal for a month of bootcamps. A little bit…

Love is a Dog From Hell

Love is a Dog From Hell

I was in love once. We would go for short walks, just to get out of the cheap apartment where I lived underneath an East Indian family, deep in the forgotten suburbs. We’d wake up around noon, fuck, then say “I love you, ‘I love you too’,” dress, brush our teeth, watch cartoons and go…