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Shut the Fuck up and Go Out

Shut the Fuck up and Go Out

I like to watch this show. Many of these girls you wouldn’t expect to be beautiful, and then they take their clothes off. It’s also interesting to listen to the interviews with the girls while they talk about their bodies and sexuality. http://www.vice.com/shot-by-kern/poland I’m off to Montreal for a month of bootcamps. A little bit…

How to Make More Money

How to Make More Money

I have guys that email me asking how much my bootcamps are; I don’t know if they are too lazy to look at my sales page or they think I might change the price, just for them. However when I tell them the cost they say, “Oh, I’m a lowly student/divorcee/alcoholic and cannot afford such…

Love is a Dog From Hell

Love is a Dog From Hell

I was in love once. We would go for short walks, just to get out of the cheap apartment where I lived underneath an East Indian family, deep in the forgotten suburbs. We’d wake up around noon, fuck, then say “I love you, ‘I love you too’,” dress, brush our teeth, watch cartoons and go…