Fail Fail Fail + Persistence = Win
Nobody is going to do it for you. (I would fix the image size but it’s Tues night and I’m going out now. If you’re reading this blog, I know why you are here, and you should do the same.)
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“We’re having a girls night out.”
Last night at the karaoke bar, a very social place, my friend approached a group of girls and sat at their table. I don’t know what he said, but one of the girls, the fattest, least attractive one, said, “Go away. We’re having a ladies night out,” and dismissed him with a wave of the…
The Foxy Model
She was standing outside of the pub, leaning against the wall; all twenty one years old and five foot ten of her. French, thin, absolutely beautiful. She was a model with some pro experience—she didn’t brag. I guessed. For once, I believed it. She was all legs and hair. She wore a faux fox tail…
The Two Minute Rule
“Why did you leave her?” I asked the student as he walked towards me with shoulders shrugged, sad puppy look on his baby face. The girl he was talking to in the bookstore was still looking at travel guides. She’d been smiling when he was talking to her, so why was he quitting now without…
Whistling Fool
I’m sitting in this café and there’s an old geezer in the corner. Every time a woman, any woman, walks through the door he whistles like a bird in an odd chirping manner. He seems able to direct his tweets with the precision of a dolphins mating call because every girl turns to look for…