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World Traveller

One year ago in a fit of existential terror, I decided I wanted to backpack through Southeast Asia. I chose a budget of $1200 per month, for three months, with a $4000 buffer for returning home so that I would not have to give handjobs under a bridge, ever again. I worked my ass off…

Phoenix Arizona
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Phoenix Arizona

Yes, Arizona is hot. I was hoping for glorious daygame out here but the sweltering heat forces us into air conditioned life support units, ie, cars. Women scuttle from their cars, to work, to Starbucks, to yoga to home. You have to either catch them in the three yard transit from exit to entrance, or…