There’s no easy way, yet it’s terribly easy. You will hurt her feelings but it’s ok, because she can find a date on her worst day with less effort than you can on your best. You might not see them, but they’re there, the bastards, hanging from the rafters, dicks in hand, ready to leap…
She stares at me with squinted eyes, pounding her cocktail straw up and down, up and down, like she’s delivering a tiny handjob. “So where are your friends? Are you here alone or something?” She asks. “My friends,” I say, waving my hand dismissively in the air, “are over there.” She laughs, and I know…
Travel is stimulating because you perceive things from an open perspective. Like a six year old who engorged his Daddy’s magic mushroom stash, everything is fresh, exciting, absurd and foreign. Aspiring Casanovas often feel judged, “What if they see/hear me?” and that’s not full gangster, not at all. Travellers are aware that if their actions…
I’m not sure about the average white guys experience in Thailand, I’m not even sure about my own experience because I’ve slept four hours in the last fourty eight. However, Thai women stare and smile at me constantly, and laugh and giggle at everything I say. Even if it’s weaksauce like, “I’m retarded from Jetlag.”…
I’ve coached about a hundred men now and I’ve noticed recurring and universal patterns in their behaviour We’re all similar, yet the majority of us feel separate and unique, like the human experience hasn’t been played out a billion times. Nope, you’re special. Nobody has ever gone through what you’re going through. When a student has a certain issue with…