Check out this video of Sean Connery. I’ve never hit a woman, as I’m one to walk away, but I’m also not Sean Connery. I imagine he’s been with more beautiful women in real life than most of us have masturbated to. Being an international movie star and a super alpha, I’m sure he could…
A girl I met on the beach yesterday gave me insight into why I’m so awesome. Girls, though unconsciously (meaning they don’t know they’re helping you) sometimes give better feedback than most gurus: “I realize why I don’t like twenty year old guys, they always try to impress. You never try to impress, you’re just…
Where have I been? I’m sorry. I know I haven’t written a post in two months, but I’ve been working on my novel almost daily. So I’m not just lounging around being a lazy beach crab. Most of the work has been done in various guesthouses around Cambodia, Thailand and Laos, in those moments between…
Today I’ll share a simple move that will help you get laid quickly (kids cheering). I call it, “The Vampire.” I originally wanted to call it, “Stroking The Baby Tiger,” but that makes no sense except it sounds awesome. But really, it’s just a neck kiss. First step, you need to be in close proximity…
What doesn’t kill you… I was on the bus from Pnom Penh to Siem Reap Cambodia when I felt it; a slight gurgling followed by a cramp. I hoped it wasn’t third world food poisoning. I’d read stories about tourist busses driven by mad men across foreign terrains. Adventure travel gone horror travel. And here…