Where have I been? I’m sorry. I know I haven’t written a post in two months, but I’ve been working on my novel almost daily. So I’m not just lounging around being a lazy beach crab. Most of the work has been done in various guesthouses around Cambodia, Thailand and Laos, in those moments between…
Today I’ll share a simple move that will help you get laid quickly (kids cheering). I call it, “The Vampire.” I originally wanted to call it, “Stroking The Baby Tiger,” but that makes no sense except it sounds awesome. But really, it’s just a neck kiss. First step, you need to be in close proximity…
What doesn’t kill you… I was on the bus from Pnom Penh to Siem Reap Cambodia when I felt it; a slight gurgling followed by a cramp. I hoped it wasn’t third world food poisoning. I’d read stories about tourist busses driven by mad men across foreign terrains. Adventure travel gone horror travel. And here…
I don’t have real angst Not like war torn rape victims HIV riddled convenience store beggars Sex scandal politicians Unemployed ex famous actors Tiny dicked black men But I have worries Not like alcoholic test pilots Balding hairdressers Broke poker gurus Angry life coaches And your perpetually single, single mother Life…
I’m Rich. The average Cambodian worker lives on $100 a month. My budget for Se Asia is $2000 a month. Tonight I’m sleeping in a non-air conditioned room with a shared shower for $6 a night. A pitcher of beer costs $4, an omelette with veggies and a baguette costs $3.50. An all day boat cruise…