I want you to consider a thought experiment. Imagine if for one minute, for only one day of the year—every beauty in the world could tune in telepathically and listen to your thoughts. And on this day, let’s call it, “Mating Day,” you would be chosen as a lover for the year, based solely on your…
So, always late to the self-dev train, I finally bought myself a blender (still don’t have a microwave.) A Nutri-Bullet—which is basically a one-cup, minimalist blender. For the last week I’ve been on a smoothie diet, and what joy it brings. After just two days of guzzling the health nectar, my mood swerved out of…
One night long ago, on a sticky dance floor I bumped into this cute girl. Within minutes we were sucking each others tongues. There was a brief and shallow conversation followed by grinding, and then she reached down and squeezed my dick. After a few minutes of this I said, “Let’s get out of here.”…
“Is there value in a human memory when a computer can surpass it so effortlessly?” Michael Harris, The End Of Absence. The first time I used the Internet was around 1993. There was a little cafe that had installed three computers with dial-up modems. I signed the waitlist and after an hour, my turn with the…
My friend’s girlfriend recently moved into my building. One of her friends has heard of my legend. I already knew the main talking points, as there is a myth. It goes like this: “Tony D is a pickup artist who teaches men to aggressively grab at, rub their dicks on and pester women with psychological…