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The Zardoz Show

It’s a special day for fans of the blog. Drumroll…… Are you excited? You get…to hear… My voice! Prepare to have your minds blown!!!! All 65 of you. (My mailing list.) I bet I sound nothing like you think I sound…nothing like Hitch. I’ve always been hesitant about going public. I may not do this job…

What to Text a Girl

If you want to know what to text a girl, you’ve come to the right place. Why? Because I hate calling girls on the phone. I’m lazy just like you. This is why I’ve developed a great strategy for converting flaky girls into dates through texting. I don’t have “One powerful method for texting women…