Metaphors suck in the digital age. How can I describe a broken record? It’s an archaic cliché. How about a scratched CD that skips? How about a glitching mp4 file on a faulty VLC media player? It all sounds like robot love but the robots are screwed. Once they find their souls, they’ll realize there’s…
The other night I saw a young man buy a flower on the street and give it to a random girl. The girl looked at the flower, said, “Thank you!” He tried talking to her, and she gave him a little attention, and then passed the flower to her girlfriend. The girlfriend shrieked and put…
1 .If you aren’t having any luck that night, instead of giving up and pouting, burn the place down. Go for a last ditch effort and approach every single girl in the bar, regardless of boyfriends (it’s her cousin) fat friend cockblockers or general social pressure. It’s usually when you feel the furthest from success…
Phew I had a rough day yesterday. I had three clients cancel their bootcamp appointments in one day, costing me a total of $2100 in revenue and leaving me with nothing to do for three weeks. So logic would dictate that I should lower my rates to attract more customers, but instead I’m raising them….
Many of my students come to me looking for the answers. They want the newest techniques. They want the motivation. They desire the inner game reframing tactics that have been handed down from generation to generation. They want me to give them the answers that will make hot chicks chug on their balls. Most of…