I have guys that email me asking how much my bootcamps are; I don’t know if they are too lazy to look at my sales page or they think I might change the price, just for them. However when I tell them the cost they say, “Oh, I’m a lowly student/divorcee/alcoholic and cannot afford such…
I was in love once. We would go for short walks, just to get out of the cheap apartment where I lived underneath an East Indian family, deep in the forgotten suburbs. We’d wake up around noon, fuck, then say “I love you, ‘I love you too’,” dress, brush our teeth, watch cartoons and go…
Metaphors suck in the digital age. How can I describe a broken record? It’s an archaic cliché. How about a scratched CD that skips? How about a glitching mp4 file on a faulty VLC media player? It all sounds like robot love but the robots are screwed. Once they find their souls, they’ll realize there’s…
The other night I saw a young man buy a flower on the street and give it to a random girl. The girl looked at the flower, said, “Thank you!” He tried talking to her, and she gave him a little attention, and then passed the flower to her girlfriend. The girlfriend shrieked and put…
1 .If you aren’t having any luck that night, instead of giving up and pouting, burn the place down. Go for a last ditch effort and approach every single girl in the bar, regardless of boyfriends (it’s her cousin) fat friend cockblockers or general social pressure. It’s usually when you feel the furthest from success…