Fifty Mistakes New Guys Make With Pickup

Here we go, 50 mistakes new guys make with Pickup:

1. Bad acting voice. Making everything sound like a question. “Really? Oh, and then what happened? That’s so cool! Ever heard of The Cube?”
2. Bad fashion. Ill fitting out of date clothing. Wearing things like track pants, or gym shoes to the club. Anything even remotely Ed Hardy. Even with everyone making fun of Ed Hardy I still get guys showing up with black shirts with swirly silver tribal designs, dragons, barbed wire. Don’t.
3. Poor eye contact. Not making, or holding eye contact.
4. Bad breath.
5. Nose hair.
6. Slouching.
7. Weird touching.
8. Shaky, nervous voice.
9. Talking too much, cutting her off and not listening.
10. Not touching at all.
11. Being too “Gamey.”
12. Ignoring her friends.
13. Spending too much time talking to her friends.
14. Not going out, or only going out once a week. Going out with your social circle or work friends does not count.
15. Laughing at things that aren’t funny.
16. Cocking your head left or right like a dog.
17. Giving up after a few bad approaches.
18. Never going for a kiss.
19. Never approaching groups.
20. Getting too drunk.
21. Bragging to friends about the girl you just banged, thus destroying her reputation and your chances of banging any of her friends or seeing her again.
22. Assuming that guy is her boyfriend and not co-worker, roommate, cousin, brother.
23. Reading too much theory, and not doing anything. Read for one hour, practice for four.
24. Avoiding the dance floor.
25. Ejecting early because they “don’t know what to say.”
26. Talking too much when the girl is DTF.
27. Having no plan for getting sex that night. Where are you going? Her place or yours? The car? The bathroom?
28. Checking to make sure the contact close is solid. Have her call you on the spot because you don’t answer numbers you don’t recognize. Not necessary but try to get a solid number.
29. Not approaching girls because they are on a cell phone.
30. Believing that because a man wrote an ebook or made a website, he is actually good with women.
31. Believing that any guy can cold approach and lay supermodels from night clubs 7 nights in a row without status.
32. Throwing their hands around while they talk.
33. Thinking their words matter at all.
34. Not working out, or reading books, or having any hobbies other than picking up women.
35. Buying girls drinks before they earn them.
36. Doing more for her than she does for you.
37. Over texting. Also, worrying when she doesn’t text you back.
38. Caring.
39. Fantasizing for days about one girl who gave you one phone number while she has probably forgotten you and is banging the local rap celebrity and three of his entourage.
40. Going home when the next girl is the one you would pick up. Do one more approach.
41. Not using birth control.
42. Not escalating sexually because they are waiting for a “sign” that she is ready.
43. Dirty bedroom/bathroom.
44. Thinking too much. Don’t think. Just do/be.
45. Hitting on the hotter friend when you have a sure thing with the less hot girl. Thus, blowing it with both.
46. Taking the “I have a boyfriend” line seriously. Actually, taking anything she says seriously.
47. Being afraid of rejection.
48. Never doing day game. It’s the best.
49. Spending more than $30 on a date.
50. Resorting to online dating sites because you are too afraid to cold approach.

I could go on and on……